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Fluffy Duck. Not so fluffy in a heatwave.
When I was 16 my parents decided to make a tree change. But back then, in the late eighties it wasn’t so much called a Tree Change as more of ‘it is the eighties and the era of greed and credit credit...
View ArticleHow to delouse your WordPress blog. With added Pokemon and pew pew pew noises.
Today a post from Magneto Bold Too IT support. A little public service announcement about how to conquer arsehats that come in, make themselves at home and shit all over your metaphorical carpet....
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I have a lot on my mind. A million things swirling around in my brain. So many fuckuperies and fucknuckles and fuckity fuckness I can barely put one foot in front of RoboBoot. Distracted. Disoriented....
View ArticleToday I was THAT arsehole. Or asshole. But arsehole sounds classier and I am...
Today I went shopping at the mecca of The Great Unwashed. And I was in a bad mood. A badder than usual mood, cause I am ALWAYS in a bad mofo mood when I have to spend my hard earned sitting on my arse...
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I am a terrible mother.
Yesterday I discovered that I fail as a mother. Like BIG TIME. I should hand in my resignation and mop and go and sit in the naughty corner. Wandering around the internet I saw all the back to school...
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Liar liar, plants for hire.
When I first started this crazy blogging journey I was adamant I was going to be an anonymous blogger. Put my thoughts out into cyberspace and no one would ever know it was me. I knew I wasn’t...
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I’m Brian, and so is my wife.
Day two at work. I rocked some red suede boots. With killer heels. Management decided, in their infinite wisdom to give me training in some new processes because CLEARLY that is a fucking INSPIRED...
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The one where you should go with your gut instinct. You know when your mind...
So I went to the beautician today to get my eyebrows done because I am lazy and blind and lacking depth perception and there are only so many times that you poke yourself in the eye with sharp tweezers...
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Have at it.
completely unrelated to the post, but hilarious all the same… Boo’s Fathers Day card to MPS telling him to get a job. (JOJ is an in joke) Before I welcome my next awesome guest poster and then take...
View ArticleI thought I was hardcore. Turns out I am just a really fucking slow learner
Last night I was feeling all domestic and civilized and grown up and shit, so while I was making a FABULOUS dinner of deliciousness I cracked open a bottle of wine. At 5pm. I NEVER do that. Wine is to...
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Yesterday I got sunburnt. For the first time since The Berlin Wall was a thing.
As a child of the late 70’s, early 80’s I spent the majority of the daylight hours outside practically naked playing in the sun. The evenings spent in bitter rivalry with my brother trying to peel the...
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Fluffy Duck. Not so fluffy in a heatwave.
When I was 16 my parents decided to make a tree change. But back then, in the late eighties it wasn’t so much called a Tree Change as more of ‘it is the eighties and the era of greed and credit credit...
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